The Perfect Story
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After
a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood
Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys
.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of
them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it’s worth it.
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really
existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no such thing as
a perfect man.
**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car
accident.
**** Women, if you have read this too… stop reading here,
this is REALLY the end of the joke.
*** Men Keep scrolling
By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re still reading, this
illustrates another point:
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
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